“Because if smart women who know how smart they are intimidate men (and they do), and beautiful women who know how beautiful they are intimidate men (and they do), there is, logically, nothing more intimidating than a woman who is fully aware that she is both smart and beautiful. I mean, maybe a room full of tigers with machine guns! That could be scarier! Or, a smart and beautiful lady who makes jokes.” —
“13 Ways of Looking at Liz Lemon” from Tiger Beatdown.
“The Yankees looked bad. They looked a lot like yesterday’s news playing against tomorrow’s children.” —Larry Brooks, New York Post, May 20th 2010. (via fuckyeahrays)
I'm currently eating uncooked pasta,
and desperately wishing I was a cast member on SNL.
“Person Palin and I continue to have so much in common. They recently made a porn movie, this is true, about Sarah Palin, and then the same adult actress, Lisa Ann, played me in a porn parody of ‘30 Rock.’ Weirdly, of the three of us, Lisa Ann knows the most about foreign policy. But I know the most about three-ways.” —Tina Fey at the 56th Annual Public Service Award ceremony (via ambientrarity) (via fuckyeahlizlemon)