I know it’s the MTV Movie Awards, BUT STILL. How can anyone announce this lineup with a straight face? Or dignity?
No, Katie, it’s okay. Twilight is nominated for best picture!
“13 Ways of Looking at Liz Lemon” from Tiger Beatdown.
http://tigerbeatdown.com/2010/03/24/13-ways-of-looking-at-liz-lemon/
(via oneautumnday)
(via missworld)
Train Song - Feist and Ben Gibbard
What will I do if there’s someone there with you,
maybe someone you’ve always known?
How do I know I can come and give to you
love with no warning and find you alone?
Anna Spysz of the Krakow Post has a nice post on her blog about embracing “equalism” over feminism, because, as she puts it, “to me it signifies in the simplest, most elegant way, the goal of the movement: complete gender equality.”
Equalism, of course, has had various waves of…
Feminism is equalism to me: complete gender equality.
and desperately wishing I was a cast member on SNL.
“It is over now, the unpleasant, unproductive stay of Burrell. It is only the middle of May, but executive vice president of baseball operations Andrew Friedman and the rest of the Rays’ front office finally have seen enough. Burrell has gone from being a designated hitter to being designated for assignment, which is a polite way for a team to inform a player that it is willing to pay him millions of dollars to stay away.
Why? Because in the case of Burrell, it’s worth it.
What a sad swing-and-a-miss he turned out to be. He couldn’t throw, couldn’t field, couldn’t run and, from all indications, couldn’t smile. In Tampa Bay, he was never “Pat the Bat.” In Tampa Bay, he was “Pat Can’t Hit That.”
Now here’s a sobering thought. If Burrell hadn’t been shown the door Saturday morning, manager Joe Maddon said it would have been him — not Willy Aybar — at the plate in the bottom of the ninth against the Mariners with the score tied. Anyone think Burrell would have hit a walkoff homer?
[…]
Regardless, he was never an impact player with the Rays. They might as well have sent an ATM to the plate four times a night. It would hit as much and run as fast, and no one would have had to stuff it with as many dollars.”
